ratilfar says: My next vacation I'll be New Zealand bound! Nooky with the 'All Blacks'. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. "Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know whe... Kiwi's are nice people, birds and fruits. Girls just want to have fun... Dawn!!!!!!! girls r so awsome "Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" That little island wont be big enough for all the vacationers! Oh, I don't know....New Zealand is not that small. I live in a much smaller island and we handle millions of tourists a year. Now the street side orgies, that will be hard to handle.... Sorry about that.... You should be sorry about that, you know how cold it gets in N.Z.? I'm hoping the beers and the ladies will help in that department. — Comment removed by clipper — |
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