The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again. Caters to a niche audience of disaffected moonbats and chronically-unemployed basement dwellers.

Jon's writers drew in a slavering following of easily amused pseudointellectuals through the simple expedient of substituting thoughtful satire (which is based in reality) with heavy-handed absurdity (which consists of setting up and knocking down strawmen). His followers recognized the difference, of course, but because the target was the usurper of the throne which they believed belonged to the Democrats by Divine Right, they deemed it irrelevant.

Jon often projects evidence of his analytical prowess by ...

The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again. Caters to a niche audience of disaffected moonbats and chronically-unemployed basement dwellers.

Jon's writers drew in a slavering following of easily amused pseudointellectuals through the simple expedient of substituting thoughtful satire (which is based in reality) with heavy-handed absurdity (which consists of setting up and knocking down strawmen). His followers recognized the difference, of course, but because the target was the usurper of the throne which they believed belonged to the Democrats by Divine Right, they deemed it irrelevant.

Jon often projects evidence of his analytical prowess by furrowing his brow and cocking his eye. The patented "knowing look" he often shoots at his audience as soon as any conservative guest starts speaking is rumored to make him a shoo-in for the next Nobel Peace Prize.

He thus joins the ranks of such paragons of honesty as Michael Moore, Al Sharpton, Dan Rather and Rhandi Rhodes in the Speaking Truth To Power Hall Of Fame.