Religion can be funny


	Religion can be funny
LOTRTelcontar
5-10-2007 1:34 AM
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LOTRTelcontar says:
These were e-mailed to me...I think they are hilarious
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<H3><BR /><DIV>Church can be hilarious! </DIV><BR /></H3></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Verdana"><SPAN><IMG src="?realattid=0.1.6&attid=0.0.5&disp=emb&view=att&th=112557a1306f34c7" /><BR /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="4"><FONT face="Arial">
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<FONT size="4"><SPAN>: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size="4"><SPAN> <BR /><FONT color="#ff0000"><U>Four</U></FONT><FONT color="#008000">
 : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. <BR /></FONT><FONT color="#ff0000"><U>Five</U></FONT><FONT color="#008000"> : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. 
<BR /></FONT><FONT color="#ff0000"><U>Six</U></FONT><FONT color="#008000"> : Build your future on high ground.</FONT> <BR /><FONT color="#ff0000"><U>Seven </U></FONT><FONT color="#cc0000">: </FONT><FONT color="#008000">For safety's sake, travel in pairs. 
<BR /></FONT><FONT color="#ff0000"><U>Eight</U></FONT><FONT color="#008000"> : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. <BR /></FONT><FONT color="#ff0000"><U>Nine</U></FONT><FONT color="#008000">
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<U>Eleven </U></FONT><FONT color="#008000">: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...Pass </FONT><FONT color="#0000ff">this</FONT><FONT color="#008000"> along and make someone else smile, too. 
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