Alan Colmes' Death Goes Unreported On Hannity & Colmes


	Alan Colmes' Death Goes Unreported On Hannity & Colmes

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7-2-2006 4:20 PM

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  	  <H2><BIG>Alan Colmes' Death Goes Unreported On <I>Hannity & Colmes</I></BIG></H2>
<P class="meta">June 28, 2006        
	    | <A href="http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4226">Issue 42•26</A> 
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          </P><P>WASHINGTON, DC—The accidental death of Alan Colmes, the liberal commentator sometimes featured alongside conservative Sean Hannity, has gone unreported on their Fox News political commentary show for two weeks. "I can't understand why—<I>why</I> the Republicans are afraid to pull the trigger on immigration!" said Hannity, speaking to an empty seat across the set. "Would someone, anyone from the other side of the issue please tell me exactly how you seduced them to the Dumb Side? This is backwards thinking!" Hannity did not attend the funeral held last weekend for Colmes, who, according to anonymous sources within Fox News, was caught in a D.C.-area crosswalk when the light changed, flip-flopped on which way to go, and was struck by a dump-truck.<IMG class="terminator" alt="" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/terminator.gif" /></p> <H2 class="sifr">More News Briefs</H2>
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