Ahoy!! Cheers

# Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns

# Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen

# Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams

lol. these made me laugh:

These are Great!

Very funny!!!

# My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Lol, I've always loved that one

Woody Allen has the best quotes ever.

Nice.

Those are awesome!! pop,pop!POP!