Hedgehog joke wins comedy prize


	Hedgehog joke wins comedy prize

wiganfootie

8-24-2009 10:07 AM

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8-24-2009 11:11 AM

tanyamm

I'm just glad I wasn't one of the judges.

8-24-2009 1:36 PM

n2sooners

I like number 7.

And for some reason, every time I read number 2 I hear it in Steven Wright's voice.

8-25-2009 10:52 PM

lollipop10

Kind of a dry year.

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