Funny one line jokes


	Funny one line jokes

Rashid Malik

11-24-2007 3:52 PM

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11-25-2007 9:02 AM

duvelic

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.

This one is as witty as extra profound; deserve to meditate on it!

11-25-2007 11:21 AM

Rashid Malik

Yeah, Agreed, duvelic!

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