Super-Seduction Valentine Cards

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	Super-Seduction Valentine Cards
LorisKnight
9-29-2007 8:18 AM
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We've a date tonight,
oh, Valentine!
I hope I can stay calm!
'Cause recently,
I've only dated<BR /><DIV>
the lovely Mrs. Palm.
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(Dan Weckerly)
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Time to choose your Valentine!
If I don't seem up to snuff,
another case of Ballantine<BR /><DIV>
and I'll look good enough.
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All around the cobbler's bench,
I'll chase you like a diesel.
How can you tell
when I'm ready for fun?<BR /><DIV>
<I>Pop!</I> goes my weasel!
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(Mark Weiss)
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Candy, flowers, diamond rings:
all things I can't afford.
I spent my cash on surgery<BR /><DIV>
to add inches to my sword!
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(Don Swain)
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Let's plan a trip
to the falls of Niagra!
Just me and you<BR /><DIV>
and my Viagra.
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(David Scott / Kevin Wickart)
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Roses are red
I like Spaghetti-O's.
Now what in the world<BR /><DIV>
rhymes with "fellatio?"
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(Mitch Patterson)
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You've been alone
for two years now,
and no one has been hittin'.
So please be mine, Monica,
and do me,<BR /><DIV>like you did Clinton.
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(Jonathan Colan)
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