Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks


	Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks

ragendem

11-4-2007 9:33 PM

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So funny, I wish there were more

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12-4-2007 1:53 PM

Johanna_G

Last autumn, he'd had a great fall,
'Til Humpty was pushed off a wall.
With his body in shambles,
The rescue team scrambles—
But, unseasoned, they're no help at all.

mephistopheles

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