The 10 Commandments of Facebook


	The 10 Commandments of Facebook

swampfoxz

9-10-2008 10:06 PM

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swampfoxz says:

This is the internet, after all, and if something on the internet can be used in an annoying way, you can safely assume that 99% of the population will proceed to do so (go try reading a comment on YouTube if you don’t believe me).

People need rules to tell them how to act. Luckily I went to the top of Mount Internet last night, and God handed me down these 10 Commandments of Facebook for all to obey. Follow them or you’ll go to hell.

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9-11-2008 1:17 AM

tanyamm

I just signed on to face book. I wasn't going to but my oldest brother did and he reconnected with people he knew when he was a lot younger. I'm hoping to eventually connect with my best friend from elementary school.

9-11-2008 1:49 AM

swampfoxz

Hope it works out for you tanyamm.

9-11-2008 2:42 PM

darkduskx

Hahaha

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