Mathematical proof that girls are evil


	Mathematical proof that girls are evil

adamc

9-6-2006 4:09 PM

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girls, evil, proof, math, mathematics, funny

adamc says:

I knew it! I knew it!

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9-6-2006 4:32 PM

bignosemousie

Math is fun!

9-6-2006 6:31 PM

adamc

I guess, but I don't remember math being this much fun in high school

9-7-2006 1:11 AM

coconutshell

Hehehe..maths has always been fun...until I took it as a major in uni.

all my love for it just went down the drain....

9-7-2006 8:56 AM

anonymology

Don't understand a word of it!

10-27-2006 7:57 PM

ech0_dancer

dear mom...

11-9-2006 2:01 PM

CaseWriter21

A classic.

11-9-2006 2:32 PM

kevinsexton1966

Hey really...LOVE of Money is the root of all evil...so if we don't love girls we will be ok...RIGHT?

11-10-2006 4:11 AM

Torley

^ Yeah, that happens to one of my faves, how "LOVE of money" is often left out. Kinda like "Al Gore invented the Internet' when he infact said he took the *initiative* in creating it.

6-10-2008 10:45 PM

rcook1965

Unfortunatly, Time and Money is Time + Money, not Time x Money. therefore, it would be 2Money, not Money Squared, thus proving that Woman have ruined yet another equation.

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<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Time is money": <IMG alt="time = money\," src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/3/c/2/3c2672049d037f6d93fc7e012a523be8.png" class="tex" /></LI>
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<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">"Money is the <A title="Square root" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_root">root</A> of all evil": <IMG alt="money = \sqrt{evil}" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/9/1/f/91fc486107743b2391d44179d3711b9c.png" class="tex" /></LI>
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