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The 10 worst sexy Halloween costumes
Lexica
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10-6-2009 5:59 PM
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sexist
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stupid
Lexica
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Looking at costumes like these makes me want to dress as a mummy for Halloween. The old-fashioned kind, wrapped head to toe in bandages. No T&A, no midriff, just MUMMIFIED ANCIENT CORPSE, baby!
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10-6-2009
8:53 PM
shaor
I think I would go as a something nature-ist like a tree, or my favorite; 'doggie" I do so love dogs!!!!
10-7-2009
9:51 PM
Jorjor
Clever is one thing; crass is something else altogether.
I've seen a version of the "Down for the Count" costume with a priest and altar boy.
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You can stop now.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/10/06/the-10-worst-sexy-halloween-costumes/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.washingtoncitypaper.com/img/A439B947-36C5-485D-847D-0E0FCB25F792" alt="badhalloween" /></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/955EB3C2-8128-4552-A446-70515F347B2D/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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