I was one of those kids. I ran around naked all the time. It just felt SO GOOD! My parents would make me put on clothes to go outside but I would usually shed them pretty quick. I can remember my mom yelling out the window. "GET YOUR CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW OR GET IN THE HOUSE!" So i learned to head for the woods and take them off there. It's a little easier to do in the south I guess? I still do it from time to time.

I tell my wife That our neighbor is nuts

Oh the strange things he does on our lawn

She laughs it off She doesn't believe me

'Cause he always waits til she's gone

SOMETIMES AT NIGHT WHEN MY NEIGHBOR'S AREN'T HOME

AND I'VE HAD A FEW JIGGERS [b]...

I was one of those kids. I ran around naked all the time. It just felt SO GOOD! My parents would make me put on clothes to go outside but I would usually shed them pretty quick. I can remember my mom yelling out the window. "GET YOUR CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW OR GET IN THE HOUSE!" So i learned to head for the woods and take them off there. It's a little easier to do in the south I guess? I still do it from time to time.

I tell my wife That our neighbor is nuts

Oh the strange things he does on our lawn

She laughs it off She doesn't believe me

'Cause he always waits til she's gone

SOMETIMES AT NIGHT WHEN MY NEIGHBOR'S AREN'T HOME

AND I'VE HAD A FEW JIGGERS OF GIN

I GO OUTSIDE AND DANCE AROUND NUDE

LIKE A CLOWN I JUST GIGGLE AND GRIN