Why Americans Should Never be Allowed to Travel...


	Why Americans Should Never be Allowed to Travel...

pumpkinismine

11-5-2007 10:13 PM

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11-6-2007 8:00 AM

tabsey

Americans don't have a mortgage on this sort of behaviour. Similar stories are told of Australians.

11-6-2007 11:16 AM

powerof2

Then there was the blond who took incorrectly took a first class seat and refused to move to the correct regular section until the pilot told her the rear section was going to her destination.

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