When pressed as to why he is so upset that a professed Christian is using his name to promote trucks, guns and pride in country, God said "I am God. I decide who can and cannot use my name for promotional purposes. I'm getting tired of people like him making it harder to get the other religions to acknowledge me as their one true God. It has to stop someplace. Guys like him are giving me a bad name."

Moments after the blinding white light of the Creator ascended back into the heavens, Muller went back to passing out AK-47 vouchers. "Don't worry" he said. "Come Church on Sunday, all my sins will be washed away and I can start fresh with God."

The article is facetious, but he is giving away vouchers for AK-47s. Really, one doesn't have to buy an AK-47, one can use the voucher to buy any type of gun. Go to:
http://www.youtube.com watch?v=3CvNfnp6ORo I love it, a Missourian giving away vouchers for guns. He makes a valid point, where I live in a rural unincorporated area, it would take the sheriff deputies a half hour to get to me, I could be long dead and gone before they get here. Maybe I need to look into getting me a long gun since my little 38 snub nose wouldn't do much good.

Satch...get a bazooka