Horny Old Men Doing At The Apple Store


	Horny Old Men Doing At The Apple Store

EddieIsSteady

9-27-2009 6:43 PM

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9-27-2009 8:20 PM

chestnut501

No hands under the counter, guys.

9-28-2009 2:54 AM

lollipop10

Hahaha!! geeze Chestnut!
Funny article at the site, though. Wow, i've never been to so many different sites since i joined CM!

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<P><IMG width="367" height="490" alt="Apple Store - Horny Old Man" src="http://geekpadshow.com/files/2009/08/geriatrics-love-the-apple-store-too-6636-1250000378-8.jpg" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-891" /></p> <P>Awhile ago, we asked <A href="http://geekpadshow.com/2009/07/08/mac-vs-pc-which-ones-better-for-porn/">which computer was better for porn, Mac or PC?</A> Well, we forgot to include <STRONG>The Apple Store</STRONG> as part of the debate.  Apparently, an unsupervised <STRONG>old man</STRONG> can have a lot of fun surfing for <STRONG>porn</STRONG> in the mall because you you’re not allowed  look at nude girls in the retirement home’s computer lab.  If the nurses catch you, they’ll revoke your laminated CyberPass!</p> <P>I hope the genesis of this photo is that the man is <A href="http://bigstupididiot.com/2009/05/22/8-people-who-make-shopping-malls-hell/">part of a mall walking group</A>, and he said to his friends, “Let’s go to the Apple Store – I wanna try their computers,” and they were like, “What’re you gonna do on those computers, Francis?”  He said, “Ya..know… test ‘em out… uh… gigabytes… uhm… *mumbles something about his grandson*”  So the next day, he hopped on the bus and went by himself.  <EM>The End.</EM></P></DIV></DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/940F1CDF-4F6A-4F0F-8728-4DDD242668A4/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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