2008 worst writting winner


	2008 worst writting winner

Brimstone

8-14-2008 7:53 AM

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Brimstone says:

Like a mechanic who forgets to wipe his hands on a shop rag and then goes home, hugs his wife, and gets a grease stain on her favorite sweater -- love touches you, and marks you forever

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