You silly bitch, calm down.


	You silly bitch, calm down.

cementedminds

6-4-2007 8:54 AM

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cementedminds says:

This made me laugh. Read from the top of the piece. It's not that long.

My favourite part:

Confused, I was. I didn't know it was against the law to stand on a street corner and ignore a crazy lady. I looked at the lady, shrugged my shoulders and puffed away.

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6-4-2007 9:30 AM

Deepti

6-4-2007 12:13 PM

cementedminds

Always happy to entertain!

6-5-2007 12:22 AM

coconutshell

Funny.

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