Dr. Sickoff, a mysterious paranoid academic lurking somewhere in Colorado (who prefers to remain anonymous), fearing that the PC era was about to extinguish the jokes he had enjoyed during his long, dirty and jolly life spent his twilight years compiling every non-PC joke he could get his stinky fingers on in an effort to preserve them for posterity. About to die of a loathsome sexual disease (aided by extreme obesity and lack of exercise) in the late 1990s, he published his database on the crude BBSes (the Internet of the day), and then unceremoniouslly croaked in a pool of his own green puke. (Publishing the jokes in all caps was quite intentional, to make them seem more offensive, ...

Dr. Sickoff, a mysterious paranoid academic lurking somewhere in Colorado (who prefers to remain anonymous), fearing that the PC era was about to extinguish the jokes he had enjoyed during his long, dirty and jolly life spent his twilight years compiling every non-PC joke he could get his stinky fingers on in an effort to preserve them for posterity. About to die of a loathsome sexual disease (aided by extreme obesity and lack of exercise) in the late 1990s, he published his database on the crude BBSes (the Internet of the day), and then unceremoniouslly croaked in a pool of his own green puke. (Publishing the jokes in all caps was quite intentional, to make them seem more offensive, which got Dr. Sickoff off In the year 2002 C.E. T.L. Winslow, the world's greatest genius (tm) and Colorado native then took up the challenge to preserve and expand this great knowledge base for posterity, publishing it on the Net as Dr. Sickoff would have wished, and incidentally hoping to put the rather insignificant corrupt cowboy miner police state of Colorado on the map in the way it deserves. Of course nobody panders these non-PC jokes for real anymore, but it is important to provide a record for historical researchers.

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Okay, so maybe one can still pander them in some circles So why not at least study for the time when you can pull them out and show your deep knowledge? Good news. The surprising thing about non-PC jokes is that there are only so many of them. After about two thousand or so, they start to repeat, with just the characters and scenery changed but essentially the same plot. This body of knowledge is thus capable of mastery by any dedicated student, which ought to make any aspiring party/bar/locker-room comedian glad. So, start studying now and soon you'll be on your way to becoming a CSOJDP (certified sick and offensive joke data processor) (see below).
Disclaimer: Don't take these j...

Okay, so maybe one can still pander them in some circles So why not at least study for the time when you can pull them out and show your deep knowledge? Good news. The surprising thing about non-PC jokes is that there are only so many of them. After about two thousand or so, they start to repeat, with just the characters and scenery changed but essentially the same plot. This body of knowledge is thus capable of mastery by any dedicated student, which ought to make any aspiring party/bar/locker-room comedian glad. So, start studying now and soon you'll be on your way to becoming a CSOJDP (certified sick and offensive joke data processor) (see below).
Disclaimer: Don't take these jokes personally. Any nigger joke can be transformed into a blonde joke or an Italian joke with ease, or vice-versa. Blowing off steam with

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