Last known (busy) non-cellphone user


	Last known (busy) non-cellphone user

communicatrix

4-24-2008 12:36 AM

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communicatrix says:

This post is hilarious in so many ways, it is a work of art. Read. Laugh. Weep.

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5-24-2008 7:45 AM

alicebernardo

I almost don't use my phone either! E-mail is much more practical!!

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