Christopher Hitchens' Bikini Wax


	Christopher Hitchens' Bikini Wax
CrazyRedHead
11-24-2007 11:32 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/d9b32ec3-5ac3-4944-a7a4-44a3f346fcae/9377C752-6BD1-48A3-BB5C-81D7FF81656A/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/12/hitchens_slideshow200712?slide=9" href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/12/hitchens_slideshow200712?slide=9" style="font-size: 11px;">www.vanityfair.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/12/hitchens_slideshow200712?slide=9"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.vanityfair.com/img/6E4D4F74-0C3C-4CD9-ADC8-7B95DA8FA2D3" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/12/hitchens_slideshow200712?slide=9">The male version of the wax is officially called a <I>sunga,</I> which is the name for the Brazilian boys’ bikini</blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; 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font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/12/hitchens_slideshow200712?slide=10">The combined effect was like being tortured for information that you do not possess, with intervals for a (incidentally very costly) sandpaper handjob</blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; 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padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/12/hitchens200712?currentPage=3">You ladies will know what I mean by the stirrup position</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/12/hitchens200712?currentPage=3">wait: surely you can’t be serious about putting … Oh Jesus. 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