Face it Bill, you’re a shell of your former self. Where once there was introspect there is now ignorance. Where once there was swagger there is now spitefulness. And where once there was charisma there remains only a juvenile cockiness devoid of any genuine confidence to back it up. Conservative intellectuals consider you an idiot. Liberal intellectuals consider you a useful idiot. And libertarian intellectuals consider you an embarrassment to our cause. So here’s some advice to prevent bringing further embarrassment upon us and yourself. FYI “libertine” and “libertarian” are two entirely different words with entirely different meanings. I realize that they probably didn’t teach this in high...

Face it Bill, you’re a shell of your former self. Where once there was introspect there is now ignorance. Where once there was swagger there is now spitefulness. And where once there was charisma there remains only a juvenile cockiness devoid of any genuine confidence to back it up. Conservative intellectuals consider you an idiot. Liberal intellectuals consider you a useful idiot. And libertarian intellectuals consider you an embarrassment to our cause. So here’s some advice to prevent bringing further embarrassment upon us and yourself. FYI “libertine” and “libertarian” are two entirely different words with entirely different meanings. I realize that they probably didn’t teach this in high school or at the mall, but you are the former–––not the latter. Please look this up in the dictionary to confirm. I would also recommend boning up on Alinsky and Chomsky before next season so you can at least deliver a coherent left-wing message (if such a thing is possible). Otherwise those uncomfortable silences and roaring laughs at your expense will continue while you slowly fade from cultural and sociopolitical relevance.

Sincerely,

Roger Sause