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	The sex is for Fags pledge

skwirlinator

9-18-2007 4:57 PM

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sex is for fags pledge, funny, humor

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9-18-2007 6:04 PM

Reddragonlady

I'm guessing that this is funny to guys.

9-18-2007 7:36 PM

aculton

because vaginas are totally gay.

Something about that is funny...

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			<B>1.</B> To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers 
			have sex – which everyone knows is only for fags.
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			<B>2.</B> To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their 
			vaginas – because vaginas are totally gay. 
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			<B>3.</B> To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, 
			and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy. 
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			<B>4.</B> To keep my groinal giblets inside my GAP khakis, and to punch those 
			sweaty bits into submission whenever they percolate with desire. 
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			<B>5.</B> To never spill my sacred "dude milk" – unless it is inside of 
			some hot babe who already married me and took my last name.
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