Church Signs That Won’t Make You Go To Church


	Church Signs That Won’t Make You Go To Church
ratilfar
8-9-2008 10:24 AM
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church, signs, wtf, for real, no way, sick, stupid, funny, scary
ratilfar says:
Or are people this sick/stupid? I think most of got the photoshop treatment. Or at least I hope to God they did!
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8-9-2008 12:19 PM
boniface
There's the reason McCain does have a chance of being elected.
8-9-2008 12:21 PM
ratilfar
More proof for the theory of de-evolution.
8-9-2008 7:21 PM
dulios
Jesus Christ!
8-10-2008 3:14 AM
ratilfar
The spam is killing me!
8-10-2008 12:01 PM
silvanaraihane
nice clip but I guess some of you went overboard with your comments!
8-10-2008 12:05 PM
ratilfar
Well some of those signs are pretty horrible. Then again, internet+photoshop= just about anything.
8-10-2008 12:41 PM
minority-builders-sc
I actually know where one of those "crazy signs" is in my state. Can you say "Schizophrenic Episcopalian"?

It's true, he's not mentally stable. The person has set up a sort of rural church camp with dozens of signs all along the property. He is truly imbalanced and means no harm. Perhaps it's agreat way for him to understand the "voices" in his head....must be GOD talking.
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