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	Wedding Jokes

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6-5-2009 2:56 AM

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<BR /><DIV>He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
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<BR /><DIV>The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
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<BR /><DIV>He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
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<BR /><DIV>The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
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<BR /><DIV>He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
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