Check this out, you bunch of nomadic forest dwellers! You think you're all high and mighty just because you all invented toilet paper? Not only did India invent math, food and breathing, they also invented Snakes & Ladders! Take that, British Empire!

And they never invaded a country in 10,000 years. It almost makes sense, if you can force yourself to think of India as a single nation with a single people.

Oh yeah and they invented Indian food clearly none of us are worthy...

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Oh yes! Don't forget India's Greatest Cultural Achievement: Chicken Tikka Marsala, which is apparently as good as money and sex. Possibly better, if either the money is the US Dollar or the sex is the British Pound!

Actually, it would appear that the "British Pound" was also invented by India, namely by Jawaharal Neruh and Lady Mountbatten.

Not only did India invent math, food and breathing, they also invented Snakes & Ladders!

Those items are all well and good but did the Indian empire culminate in the national treasure that is Posh Spice? I don't think so! Advantage, England.

I'm sure Nehru could have nailed Posh spice as well.