Overheard Everywhere!


	Overheard Everywhere!

Sheroug

4-1-2008 10:41 AM

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4-1-2008 12:04 PM

bignosemousie

You know, less than half of Snapple facts are true.

If you can't trust Snapple, who can you trust?

4-1-2008 1:00 PM

Sheroug

Mother: So, what did you learn at nursery today?
Excited four-year-old girl: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck-fuck!
Mother: Every time you say that, one of Santa's elves dies, you know.

Two-year-old: Mommy, Mommy, Mommy...
Mother, trying to talk to her friend: What?!
Two-year-old, thrusting pizza at her: Blow me!
Mom's friend: Well, that's one for the baby book.

Three-year-old: You're funny!
Teacher #1: You're funny.
Three-year-old: No, you're funny.
Teacher #1: No, you're funny.
Three-year-old: You're hot.
Teacher #1: [Stunned silence.]
Teacher #2: I'm not even touching that one.

Little leaguer #1: My team is really good this summer!
Dad: Your team stinks. Your outfielder eats grass.
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put this in your man-purse for me, please.</SPAN><BR><SPAN 
class=speakerline><SPAN class=speakerlabel>Indie boyfriend, indignantly</SPAN>: 
It's not a man-purse! It's a medical evac bag!</SPAN><BR><SPAN 
class=speakerline><SPAN class=speakerlabel>Hottie</SPAN>: Okay. You got any 
bandages or sterile alcohol in there?</SPAN><BR><SPAN class=speakerline><SPAN 
class=speakerlabel>Indie boyfriend</SPAN>: ... No.</SPAN><BR><SPAN 
class=speakerline><SPAN class=speakerlabel>Hottie</SPAN>: Yeah, right -- it's a 
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class=speakerlabel>Chick</SPAN>: Really? Because I totally cited those in 
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