Obama Nominates The Risen Christ for Supreme Court Justice


	Obama Nominates The Risen Christ for Supreme Court Justice

foxyarse

7-1-2009 10:09 PM

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7-1-2009 10:10 PM

foxyarse

Christian conservatives raised holy heaven over the nomination citing innumerable citations from the nominee's record:

"Turn the other cheek! Love your enemies? Whatever you do to the least... This Jesus is clearly a bleeding heart who will judge all cases with some limp wrist dedication to mercy and loving kindness. Obama might as well nominate Jimmy Carter!"

7-9-2009 8:13 AM

AcesLucky

Republicans would absolutely hate him!

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