 coconutshell says: That being said, Monday I was speeding to her house from work. I was on a local highway and about 5 minutes from her house when the blue lights blinded my eyes from my rear-view mirror. Damn, I've just been pulled over. The officer walked up to my car, asked how I was doing, then the usual "license and registration, please". Nothing out of the ordinary. I carry a gun for my profession and still had it strapped to my side, so I showed him my work ID and gun permit BEFORE whipping out the gun and saying: "Here's my gun! I'm allowed to carry one!" Phew, won't do that one again. After looking over the permit, he eyeballed my crotch. "I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car, sir. Keep your hands where I can see them." Either he's a gay cop, or he has a problem with the gun. I was asked to put my hands on the roof of the car. He pulled my 357 out of its holder. "I'm going to hold onto this while I run your license, if you don't mind. You can step back i I got in and shut my door. "So, Mr. Justin, why were you driving so fast?" At this moment, my bullshit dispenser started cranking. I could afford another ticket, but would rather not deal with an increased insurance rate. I started spitting a line of total BS. "Well sir, my job doesn't allow me to see my fiance very much. Since this is the first time in forever that I'm going to see her, I'm rushing to her house to pop the question. I apologize for speeding, I'm just so excited to see the look on her face when I ask her to marry me." "Do you have a ring?" "No sir, can't afford one." "Ah, poor kid." "I know. Could you do me a favor and write me a ticket? I'd like to look back on this ... I looked at Courtney, then the officer, who wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. I tried to take her inside, but the officer stood right there in the doorway to witness the event. The things I'd do to get out of a ticket. "Courtney... I know I've only known you a short time. But, in that short time <insert romantic bullshit>... Will you marry me?" She wouldn't say yes. She's younger than I am and always talked about how she wanted to date a guy forever until making a commitment. ''YES JUSTIN! I WILL MARRY YOU!" The officer smiled and clapped as Courtney clamped her arms around my body. The neighbors, who had been wondering why a cop car with its lights on was outside her house cheered. C... Lol. I wish I could look up the whole original.. but can't get to the site  Cute, thanks for all the effort! |
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