Huge list of funny one-liners


	Huge list of funny one-liners

tron2007

6-16-2007 3:08 AM

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6-16-2007 4:39 AM

michellezm

Note to self: "A closed mouth gathers no foot" - my favourite. Thanks

6-16-2007 5:58 AM

pokkets

I was tempted to try and do better, but thought why spoil a good thing

They may be funny if they are said to someone else, but they look like they can make the victim laugh.

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