Search Options
close
Search the following clips:
All Clips
Everyone's Clips
My Guides
Sign Up
Install
Learn More
Login
squirrels jokes
dakotayii
follow
6
1-7-2008 11:00 PM
319 views
tags:
jokes
dakotayii
says:
These one for you Meancookie89
| POP Me DUDE
Add a Comment
Login
to Comment. Not a member yet?
Sign up
Related Clips
Creation or Evolution
Westinghouse AP1000 Nuclear Reactors
Former Senator Kills Young Geese on Gas Gr...
Britain's most valuable bum
SPITTING OUT TOTURE JOKES @ BO'R.COM
Washington diary: Political humour
More McCain
More clips from
dakotayii
Creation or Evolution
Leo Tolstoy
Waiting
Today's Top Clips
Complete dinosaur skeleton found in Mongolia
That "do you have any Grey Poupon" joke is officially over
Should have killed him
YOU JUST GOT SCREWED and Nobody Will tell you! URGENT!!
Scientists Find the Trigger of the Northern Lights
Will Space-Based Solar-Powered Lasers Solve Our Energy Future?
Geologic Evidence of the Cause of Global Warming and Cooling
Gore, then fact on tornado increase
Convicted killer’s last words before execution: Vote Obama
Wackiest Trucks
visit the
Top Clips page
View the Top Clips from
January 7, 2008
Embed This Clip In Your Site...
<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/23210446-1406-439d-990f-77c247d744ee/8F9D1108-7696-45C0-A2D3-D58AB1586104/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.squackle.com/jokes/squirrel.shtml" href="http://www.squackle.com/jokes/squirrel.shtml" style="font-size: 11px;">www.squackle.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.squackle.com/jokes/squirrel.shtml"><P align="left"> A father and son went hunting together for the first time. </P><P align="left"> The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. </P><P align="left"> "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." </P><P align="left"> The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' </P><P align="left"> "I guess I just panicked...."</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/8F9D1108-7696-45C0-A2D3-D58AB1586104/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
Clipmarks
Home
New Clips
Top Clips
Dashboard
Popular Topics
News
Life
Science
Technology
Entertainment
Get Started
Sign Up
Install Clipping Tool
How Clipping Works
Clip-to-Blog™
ClipSearch
Tools and Resources
FAQ
ClipWeek
Top Clippers
Top Tags
Site Map
About Clipmarks
About Us
Contact
Blog
Copyright
Privacy
EULA
OK