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	squirrels jokes

dakotayii

1-7-2008 11:00 PM

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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
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The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back
to his son.
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"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
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The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two squirrels
crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with
us?'
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"I guess I just panicked...."</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/8F9D1108-7696-45C0-A2D3-D58AB1586104/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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