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Stephen Devine, "Things I thought or heard while serving in Iraq"
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2-28-2009 5:57 PM
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Funny and macabre. I like, "What about that goat? No wonder he looks mad."
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3-1-2009
1:14 PM
Antara
lol
3-1-2009
1:17 PM
bignosemousie
I love McSweeney's. Wonderful strange lists.
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