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	Simpsons Wit

axelsenzon

10-13-2007 7:41 PM

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humor, funny

axelsenzon says:

A LOT OF THEM AT SOURCE

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/d7de4021-e61f-459d-9d90-e9b7013c39bf/8F6CAF7E-021E-4AD4-8274-509E0A34E326/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.westegg.com/simpsons/" href="http://www.westegg.com/simpsons/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.westegg.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.westegg.com/simpsons/"><DT><FONT color="#000000">When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of
	trying
	to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand, 
But what about that tattoo on your chest?  Doesn't it say, "Die
         Bart, Die?"
Sideshow Bob responds by saying, "No, That's German for, 
	'The Bart, The." 
Someone in the courtroom then whispers,
	"No one who speaks German could be an evil man."</FONT>
	</DT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.westegg.com/simpsons/"><FONT color="#000000">Mayor: "Ich bin ein Springfielder." 
	Homer: "Mmmmm. Jelly Donuts."</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.westegg.com/simpsons/"><DD>Explanation: "Ich bin ein Springfielder" is an allusion to JFK's
	speech
	in West Berlin in which he said, "Ich bin ein Berliner" ("I am
	a Berliner"). A "Berliner," however, is not only someone from
	Berlin, but also a German word for Jelly Donut.
	</DD></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.westegg.com/simpsons/"><DT><FONT color="#000000">Fidel Castro: They named a street after me in
	San Fransisco...
	[whisper whisper]
	It's full of WHAT!?!?</FONT>
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	</DD></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.westegg.com/simpsons/"><FONT color="#000000">Milhouse, on falling in love: "It was just like
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