God is Bipolar? Wow, that explains a lot...


	God is Bipolar? Wow, that explains a lot...

revenantdm

3-30-2009 12:07 PM

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god, bipolar disorder, medical, psychology, weird, strange, funny

revenantdm says:

Funny as hell but apparently Rev. Jurgens who has a Psychology degree as well as a Doctorate of Divinity has found abundant proof.
Make me happy to know God and I have something in common but it is more a scary thing to think one day he may just get upset enough to sweep the Universe away from a temper tantrum...
We will follow this story and update as regularly as news becomes available. So far God has not commented and no one seems to be answering the Dial-A-Prayer number...

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3-30-2009 1:30 PM

TheTruth

well, from what the bible tells us, this certainly appears to be a possibility. and we must take the bible as god's word. so, I guess this explains it.

4-8-2009 6:50 PM

wiganfootie

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