OMG!!! What will they think of next? I'm sorry, but I still LUVS the old fashioned way

This sounds all to superficial. I prefer the oldy

Sounds too cold and clinical.

Maybe the ends would justify the means?

Are they talking about pheromes? Just as scent is an important prerequisite to mating in the animal world, humans are also subconsciously and profoundly affected by pheromes emitted by the opposite sex. They get your motor running. I remember a gal who took a seat next to me at a Dallas bar. She had an unmistakable scent of sex that drove me crazy. Ah, if they could only bottle that stuff!

YES,
I think that is exactly what they are talking about. And if you could bottle it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV3qzYJAyxQ

And, when you send in your swab, they can also certify you as drug-free, if they choose to run the test.

I thought about that too Bear. A few years back I was asked by mail to participate in a cancer screening for Southern Americans. They wanted you to swab you mouth, send in some on your DNA and study you for like 10 years. The odd thing is no one else received this offer but me. Of course, I threw it in the garbage.