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Chuck Norris Can Divide By Zero
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1-30-2008 11:57 AM
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1-31-2008
5:20 AM
darkmish
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him
Guns kill 12 people a day. chuck noris kills 20.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
and my personal fav
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the SOUL
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