Search Options
close
Search the following clips:
All Clips
Everyone's Clips
My Guides
Sign Up
Install
Learn More
Login
The 6 Strangest Objects People Were Caught Having Sex With
xpersianx
follow
4
8-26-2009 1:34 PM
280 views
3 Comments
|
Add a Comment
8-26-2009
3:24 PM
JohnWaterman
me?
8-26-2009
3:36 PM
xpersianx
hahahah
8-27-2009
8:56 AM
Deepti
WTF
Login
to Comment. Not a member yet?
Sign up
Today's Top Clips
MAD AS HELL
A Hostile Climate of Fear
50 Beautiful, Funny and Witty Photos
Japanese Rice Field Art
pic of the day
Oh No! Not again!
What Cats Do When Left Home Alone
Afternoon Storm - Pastel
Top 5 snow animals
SEALs Could Face Full Year in Prison Over Terrorist's Fat Lip
visit the
Top Clips page
View the Top Clips from
August 26, 2009
Embed This Clip In Your Site...
<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/8938c5c4-b268-45bb-85c8-082003738acb/8E97181C-BDEA-46C5-AEDF-4E2AC55E62ED/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.cracked.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/BB6CF57D-EA04-41D6-A360-327CE9440349" alt="article image" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><P>Have you ever walked past a piece of furniture or some other inanimate object and thought, "Hey, that's got a hole in it. I wonder if I can stick my dick in there..."</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><P>If you have, you're not alone. Either due to bizarre sexual fetishes or just plain boredom, men have gotten caught screwing anything and everything. Some of which don't even seem possible. Take for instance...</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><DIV id="Title_box"><DIV>#6.</DIV><DIV>A Picnic Table</DIV></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><P align="center"><IMG height="200" hspace="0" src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/weird_sex/table.jpg" width="400" vspace="0" /></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><P>It says something about relations between the UK and America when the <EM>Telegraph</EM> publishes the headline: "<A href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1583118/American-caught-having-sex-with-picnic-table.html" target="c">American Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table</A>." Seriously, does it matter where the guy was from? So what if one guy's pursuit of happiness took the form of sticking his schlong inside the umbrella hole of a picnic table. Do not such things transcend borders? </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/E544E36E-52EB-4F58-8F52-4355374C0E26" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/D7ACA0DE-621F-4C33-AFE8-B55E7FFB30BB" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><FONT size="1">"If my dick was a carpenter, <EM>this</EM> is the table it would design."</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><DIV id="Title_box"><DIV>#5.</DIV><DIV>Street Signs</DIV></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/5D4E8CE4-81EE-4341-8373-F38D147D3DBE" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.cracked.com/img/9FAFD3E4-8FA3-4B47-B5C8-1629F3A06087" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><P align="center"><IMG height="260" hspace="0" src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/weird_sex/sign3.jpg" width="220" vspace="0" /> <BR /><FONT size="1">By the way, this is the guy we're talking about.</FONT> </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><DIV id="Title_box"><DIV>#4.</DIV><DIV>A Bicycle</DIV></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><P align="center"><IMG height="200" hspace="0" src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/weird_sex/bike.jpg" width="400" vspace="0" /></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><P align="center"><IMG height="245" hspace="0" src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/weird_sex/bike2.jpg" width="211" vspace="0" /> <BR /><FONT size="1">It has 10 speeds, all of them are sexy as hell.</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_6-strangest-objects-people-were-caught-having-sex-with.html"><DIV><UL compact="false"><LI value="0">First </LI><LI value="0">Previous </LI><LI value="0">Page <SPAN>1</SPAN> of <SPAN>2</SPAN> </LI><LI value="0"><A href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_p2.html" rel="nofollow">Next</A> </LI><LI value="0"><A href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_p2.html" rel="nofollow">Last</A> </LI></UL></DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/8E97181C-BDEA-46C5-AEDF-4E2AC55E62ED/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
New from the makers of Clipmarks:
Amplify.com - Don't just share the news...Amplify it!
Clipmarks
Home
New Clips
Top Clips
Dashboard
Popular Topics
News
Life
Science
Technology
Entertainment
Get Started
Sign Up
Install Clipping Tool
How Clipping Works
Clip-to-Blog™
ClipSearch
Tools and Resources
FAQ
ClipWeek
Top Clippers
Top Tags
Site Map
About Clipmarks
About Us
Contact
Copyright
Privacy
EULA
OK