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10-16-2007 4:29 AM
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10-16-2007 6:08 AM
lovetoclip
Me personally, I'm going through a difficult time right now with God and prayer so I wanna say pray but at the moment I can't.

GET HIGH, Light up a joint for sure.

Have sex or Masturbate

Get my video camera and record some last thoughts in hopes someone, somehow would find it one day.

Maybe shoot myself. That way I'd choose the time I died and not let something else decide when it was my time.

Email my friends and say RUN Mutha F****R RUN

Smoke a cigarette

Kill my neighbors - I decide their time to go as well.

Have sex with a man - just to see what it was like

Catch a barn on fire - just to see the beauty of fire

Shit in my cats litter box

Call and cuss my boss out

10-16-2007 6:13 AM
JohnWaterman
Great comment Lovetoclip
Me? I'm one of the 13%. Although it wouldn't be champagne.
Smoke my stash, drink my drink. Goodbye.
10-16-2007 6:15 AM
jonhatespigeons
ha ha ha ha....

Yeah, I'd get wasted and enjoy the fact I wasn't going to have a hangover!
10-16-2007 7:27 AM
thisnamecantbetaken
I would go outside. I would smell the roses one last time. Then I would lay in a hammock and look up at the clouds go by. Listen to the sound of the wind in the leaves of the tree heavy with apples. I would look at the birds fly by. I would have an ice cold beer in one hand an a cigarette in the other. Then I would just sigh, lean back and wait for it to happen while thinking about how fortunate I was to have gotten to experience this beautiful place called Earth and to have been given a shot at this weird thing called life. I would lean back, relax, smile and have yet another beer. If I could share all this with my loved ones and have a soft cat on my lap at the same time, I could surely ask for nothing more.

10-16-2007 8:49 AM
righthand
Laugh for a minute. See, I'd know it was another Bush conspiracy plot to stay in power even longer.

I'd call around to any fretful female locally and offer my services for free for a little bit of whatever you are having yourself.

After I have exhausted my capabilities I'd get to the chemist to see if they had any Viragra left and fill up.

I've only had minutes to formulate my reaction,which of course is the point. I'm sure that given another 24 hours, I will have a much more sophisticated response. But remember,it is all of another Bush plot for more power. Don't tell anyone else.

Maybe I'd start with the Viagra.
10-16-2007 9:09 AM
ReverendMarkCom
Get born again so the all loving GOD doesn't torment me for all of eternity in fire and brimstone. I hate whaling and gnashing my teeth. Beating of the breasts isn't all the great either I'm guessing. Praise Jesus!
10-16-2007 9:21 AM
mona
i think i'd go for a swim in the ocean and see how far off the shore i can make it before the world ends.
failing that i'll go with thisname, replacing the cigarette with a sheesha and the cat with a dog. and i'd be singing.
10-16-2007 10:10 AM
Erik Schiegg
Many are called, but few are chosen.
10-16-2007 11:38 AM
bignosemousie
Why would anyone spend their time looting? You can't take it with you.
10-16-2007 12:06 PM
debbyski
Is this a wish thingy or does it have to be reality? If it's fantasy, then I wanna have a threesome with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. OK, I admit I've lost my mind, but the end of the world is coming in an hour and Angelina is so hot that she drives Bai Ling crazy.
10-16-2007 12:11 PM
sahara
I think I would do ALL of the first four, talk to loved ones, drink champagne, sex, and pray oh God, oh, God, oh God, simultaneously (well there is only an hour!)
10-16-2007 1:23 PM
gwendolyn
I wonder how many people would be on the internet?
10-16-2007 1:40 PM
mona
I wonder how many people would be on the internet?
fair point! on clipmarks, no less - frantically trying to figure out if the rumours are true. getting a second opinion before passing the news on. <sigh>
10-16-2007 1:40 PM
Lifestar
Join TNCBT and m-o-n-a for that smoke, but instead it'd be a bottle of Bordeaux at my feet or some Rhum.
Indeed, it'd also be the perfect moment to test my mind and see if I can deflect the asteroid by just thinking about it (just for a minute or two, wouldn't want to waste the Rhum).
10-16-2007 2:14 PM
pokkets
I'd take the dog to the beach. Probably while thinking we were lucky to have lasted this long.
10-16-2007 2:23 PM
michaelll
well it would certainly not be praying, after all, were we all going to die as a result of being smashed to pieces by an asteroid then the one that people pray to has failed in one of the most common requests made to him, "to keep us safe".

I think i would have a smoke, i have not had one for 20 years or more.
10-16-2007 4:28 PM
thisnamecantbetaken
Laugh for a minute. See, I'd know it was another Bush conspiracy plot to stay in power even longer.
*LOL*
10-16-2007 5:07 PM
newmo
I'd chase up my old debts...the baddebtors will be wanting to talk to their loved ones, make love, pray or whatever and I'll be banging on their doors ruining the moment - it'll serve 'em right for cheating me

signed

Dr Evil
10-16-2007 5:09 PM
j000han
John Waterman:
Why I use Clipmarks
I like to explore and share interesting stuff.
The community is the best I've found - bright and polite (on the whole).
j000han:
An asteroid is on a collision course with the earth and you have nine months left to live.
What would you do in your last 60 minutes?
^note it is a perspective that you share with
a relative small community^
I'm hard pressed to call that small community a selected few, but yet....
i like your logo so we'll see.

10-20-2007 11:32 AM
stay_away357
huh, it's funny to see that only 3#% would pray during the final hour.... there are more who would rather have sex than pray. weird. maybe this survey could also been done in other countries.
10-20-2007 4:44 PM
michaelll
¤¤¤Most Britons (54%) said they’d talk to their loved ones.¤¤¤

Here you will get a response.....


Prayer. (Just 3%?!)

Here you will not
11-21-2007 12:10 AM
dakotayii
I will sit in the John and have a cup of coffee as my last hurray
11-21-2007 3:59 AM
michellezm
I'd be praying and smoking my stash at the same time.
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