Top 13 Lessons Learned From Comic Books


	Top 13 Lessons Learned From Comic Books

skwirlinator

11-9-2007 7:09 PM

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# Never build a nuclear power plant anywhere near a genetics lab.

# You can find out what your friends are thinking by reading the bubbles over their heads.

# With great power come really impractical outfits.

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11-9-2007 7:09 PM

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and the Number 1 Lesson Learned From Comic Books...

# No one wants a subscription to Grit.

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