The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer


	The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer

LorisKnight

9-29-2007 7:40 AM

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9-29-2007 4:26 PM

righthand

13.# Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!

IMO, the best.

9-29-2007 5:47 PM

CarnivalBorn

It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!

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            </B></FONT></FONT></B></STRONG><P></P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color="black"><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman" color="black"><LI value="14"><STRONG><B><B> Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="13"><STRONG><B><B> Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="12"><STRONG><B><B> A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="11"><STRONG><B><B> Because You're Sober
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="10"><STRONG><B><B> Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="9"><STRONG><B><B> Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="8"><STRONG><B><B> You have to fill your bladder with something.
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="7"><STRONG><B><B> Don't Make Germany Angry.  You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="6"><STRONG><B><B> We don't make the urine.  We make the urine faster.
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="5"><STRONG><B><B> Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="4"><STRONG><B><B> It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="3"><STRONG><B><B> Easier to Spell than Whiskey
            </B></B></STRONG><P></P></LI><LI value="2"><STRONG><B><B> The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
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            </B></B></STRONG></P><P></P></LI><LI value="1"><STRONG><B><B> Beer:  It's how you got here.
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