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The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
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9-29-2007 7:40 AM
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9-29-2007
4:26 PM
righthand
13.# Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
IMO, the best.
9-29-2007
5:47 PM
CarnivalBorn
It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
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