A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. Spotted a women.


	A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. Spotted a women.

dakotayii

2-28-2008 9:27 AM

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2-28-2008 11:49 AM

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So true!

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The  woman below replied, <BR /><DIV>
"You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."</DIV>
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"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.</DIV>
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"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"</DIV>
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"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."</DIV>
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