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	35 Universal Truths about Daily Life

bioplasmik

6-7-2007 2:15 PM

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truth, sayings, funny, humor

bioplasmik says:

Who can relate to any of these?

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6-9-2007 10:36 PM

bioplasmik

7734

still funny!

6-10-2007 9:53 AM

bigjulie_chc

I like the Milau Viaduct photo, also the parking building in Germany

6-10-2007 9:57 AM

bigjulie_chc

Sorry wrong clip.oops!

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