11 old age funniest one liners


	11 old age funniest one liners

Rashid Malik

11-22-2007 3:48 PM

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funny one liners, humor, jokes, old age jokes, middle age jokes

Rashid Malik says:

- You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

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11-22-2007 4:49 PM

kkcapricorn

All so true

11-22-2007 5:41 PM

Rashid Malik

Yes, harsh and cruel truth coated with a sweetener called humor to make it palatable for middle/old aged men.

11-23-2007 11:55 AM

jonhatespigeons

Nice one Rashid!

11-23-2007 6:40 PM

Rashid Malik

Thanks jonhatespigeons!

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