If College Students Wrote the Bible...


	If College Students Wrote the Bible...

ArghDangIt

11-18-2006 11:41 PM

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11-19-2006 1:50 AM

JimEspo

cute

11-19-2006 3:03 PM

Funz_

Wasn't it written by students then? :'D

11-19-2006 3:56 PM

Irandael

Hehehe, nice

11-20-2006 1:18 AM

clayman

it's very funny

i like it

11-21-2006 1:15 PM

jax twinblade

that would be so cool. lol

11-28-2006 4:43 PM

dezach

The last one is just the kind of thing I would have done.
These are great.

12-20-2006 11:05 AM

headlessnick

Hehehehe...
the last one was just gr8

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  <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.</LI>
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