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	Bad Analogies!

UpStateMike

3-24-2007 7:53 PM

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english, umor, writing

UpStateMike says:

I kind of like a couple of them. These teachers are too tightassed! LOL

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3-26-2007 11:15 AM

gingembre

LOL ... I like some of them, too, including this one:

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

Sweet!

3-27-2007 4:59 PM

Thorne

Hate to be redundant, but this one is axcellent, IMO!!!

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

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