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	The search for Jesus

pigboom

11-3-2007 10:30 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color:#ccffcc;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/2750667b-1e8a-4f63-abc7-cd914d840960/8BE76556-5FA7-4C5B-9166-90B7AA5515F0/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/96-the-search-for-jesus/" href="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/96-the-search-for-jesus/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.askaboutloveandsex.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/96-the-search-for-jesus/"><P class="MsoNormal"><SPAN>A drunk stumbles upon a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. <O _moz-userdefined="" :p=""></O></SPAN></p> <P><SPAN>He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" <O _moz-userdefined="" :p=""></O></SPAN></p> <P><SPAN>The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher, I sure am." <O _moz-userdefined="" :p=""></O></SPAN></p> <P><SPAN>The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.</SPAN></p> <P><SPAN>"Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. <O _moz-userdefined="" :p=""></O></SPAN></p> <P><SPAN>The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" <O _moz-userdefined="" :p=""></O></SPAN></p> <P><SPAN>"Noooo, I have not, Reverend." <O _moz-userdefined="" :p=""></O></SPAN></p> <P><SPAN>The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" <O _moz-userdefined="" :p=""></O></SPAN></p> <P><SPAN>The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"</SPAN></P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/8BE76556-5FA7-4C5B-9166-90B7AA5515F0/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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