Is she worth marrying? Or at least keeping around for a bit?


	Is she worth marrying? Or at least keeping around for a bit?

patchworkthreads

2-26-2008 6:22 PM

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patchworkthreads says:

The author (not me) asserts that he's tried this with 3 girls with long-term potential ...

"Girl #1 : Reached over and turned them off .. several times because I kept turning them on ... she never said a word. This girl ending up being psychotic and tried to kill me ... without saying a word."

"Girl #2: Kept asking why I was doing it ... proceeded to tell me I was stupid ... began to yell at me ... then told me that she hated that part about me ... I never spoke to her again"

"Girl #3: Just sat there like nothing was wrong. Finally I felt stupid and turned them off myself. Then I felt embarrassed. This girl I'd marry ... but she thinks I'm crazy."

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9-5-2008 1:25 PM

Jorjor

The problem with this test is that, no matter what, one ends up firmly convinced the other is a nut.

9-14-2008 11:25 AM

carrerinyes

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