Finally!! I've been trying to tell Clipette that this is how real women treat their men and I now have clear, concise, undeniable, unarguable scientific evidence to back up my claims!!

Wow this is a real gem! Now I can put my wife in her place and feel I have the right to do so. I can't wait until the next time my wife asks "Where have you been?" and I can confidently reply, "None of your freakin business! Now get me a cool drink and get my dinner on the table so we have time for you to personally satisfy me this evening!"

If women would have kept quiet and followed this guide, the divorce rate would not be where it is today.... all this has been known since it was first memtioned in the bible.. a woman is to submit to her man and a woman should not be allowed to speak regarding business matters, and my favorite from Proverbs, it is betterfor a man to sleep on the roof than to be with an unruly woman.

After reading this, it is clear that I will never be a good wife...

all this has been known since it was first memtioned in the bible.. a woman is to submit to her man and a woman should not be allowed to speak regarding business matters, and my favorite from Proverbs, it is betterfor a man to sleep on the roof than to be with an unruly woman.

But then, why get married at all, when the Bible says its OK to own women as slaves?

You must marry to Fornicate Under Consent of the King.

Under Consent of the King

One King, for the time being; on a more serious note, I read a couple of weeks ago on the Washington Post an article about a TV Series that's on over there on the States, stating that the next great battle on the civil rights issue, after the gay marriage, wil be poligamy

This is great stuff - but highly unlikely that anyone woman would be dumb enough to follow this in today's day and age. Besides that I think such a wife would be very boring. Reminds me of the Eddie Murphy movie "Coming to America' - the reason the prince went to America was to find a woman who could "think" for herself and be actually more then just a servant.

Anyway - it is an amusing piece of history.

frightening

I just emailed this to my g/f.. she could stand to learn some of this...

Ok.. i'm joking..well about the learning from it.. she'll get a real kick out of this.. after she hits me a few times

Just an amusing piece of history, or i am hopeless (don't care at all)

I sent it to my wife with the subject line, "To make your life easier I've included a guide."

Guess who ain't gettin any tonight?

I might be the OLD MAN here... 51... but I agree with the guide.. just ask my EX Wife..

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LOL!

Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that color?

Just what guys need, an online woman-bashing forum. Geez, get an xbox or something.

Q. Why are women's feet smaller?
A. So they can get closer to the stove while cooking.

Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that color?

Ther's a logical explanation to every fact of life indeed...

I guess I won't be clipping much today because my back still hurts from sleeping on the sofa last night

This clip is just what the doctor ordered because smiling is good for your health.

However, sleeping on the couch or getting whacked in the back of the head whilst your wife exclaims, "What the %$#@^!%$@#! are you thinking you &^!@#!^%$#!@! When the %$^%@$# did you @!#%!@&#% turn into a @^#%!@&^#% chauvanist you *insert 10 minutes of angry talking here* Of all the &^@%#&!@^%# nerve!" is not.

LOL, poor Wolf. No sense of humor for her? If I got that from a boyfriend/husband, I would laugh my ass off, cause no man of mine would DARE be serious about that...if he was serious, he would get worse than what you described.