Jesus Christ should stop calling me an unregenerate buffoon. Although I've been called worse things by better people, you may be wondering why offensive serpents latch onto Jesus's cajoleries. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that the ideological fervor of Jesus's cultists springs from their desire to gag free speech. I was right when I said that it scares the bejeezus out of me to know that Jesus might put the foxes in charge of guarding the henhouse before th...

Jesus Christ should stop calling me an unregenerate buffoon. Although I've been called worse things by better people, you may be wondering why offensive serpents latch onto Jesus's cajoleries. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that the ideological fervor of Jesus's cultists springs from their desire to gag free speech. I was right when I said that it scares the bejeezus out of me to know that Jesus might put the foxes in charge of guarding the henhouse before the year is over. And I was right when I said that his witticisms have a tremendous infiltrating force and a serious degenerative power. (Actually, as sure as a bear does you-know-what in the woods, he will make imperialism socially acceptable eventually, but that's not important now.)