I'm not staying here


	I'm not staying here

Rashid Malik

10-22-2007 3:03 PM

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kids jokes, jokes, humor

Rashid Malik says:

Yeah! And how's a kid supposed to pay such a huge mortgage.

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10-22-2007 3:23 PM

coconutshell

10-22-2007 3:47 PM

ljsdesign

just too funny

10-22-2007 7:04 PM

pokkets

He could sell his story to a newspaper-no they'd probably just give him a bike.

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